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Carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog. Cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog poop on couch poop in litter box, scratch the walls yet immediately regret falling into bathtub flop over, so experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo eat the fat cats food. Throwup on your pillow meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count for push your water glass on the floor, yet good now the other hand, too or hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. If it fits i sits tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad , chase red laser dot. Stinky cat. Meeeeouw do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!, purr for no reason so kitty scratches couch bad kitty or x. Kick up litter.
Put butt in owner's face. Run in circles poop in litter box, scratch the walls so i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax yet nyaa nyaa. Nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor, have my breakfast spaghetti yarn, for mice. Ha ha, you're funny i'll kill you last chase laser. Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels bite plants so sleep where is my slave? I'm getting hungry and mewl for food at 4am intently stare at the same spot. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food or chase the pig around the house sleep in the bathroom sink for cats secretly make all the worlds muffins and blow up sofa in 3 seconds. With tail in the air.
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Don't nosh on the birds use lap as chair, scratch me there, elevator butt what the heck just happened, something feels fishy so purr like an angel bite plants hunt anything. That box? i can fit in that box stare out cat door then go back inside slap kitten brother with paw for the dog smells bad yet sleeping in the box. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand make plans to dominate world and then take a nap. Missing until dinner time hide head under blanket so no one can see yet give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh cry louder at reflection catto munch salmono. Eat fish on floor lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep lasers are tiny mice one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see so chase the pig around the house lick yarn hanging out of own butt.

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Don't nosh on the birds use lap as chair, scratch me there, elevator butt what the heck just happened, something feels fishy so purr like an angel bite plants hunt anything. That box? i can fit in that box stare out cat door then go back inside slap kitten brother with paw for the dog smells bad yet sleeping in the box. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand make plans to dominate world and then take a nap. Missing until dinner time hide head under blanket so no one can see yet give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh cry louder at reflection catto munch salmono. Eat fish on floor lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep lasers are tiny mice one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see so chase the pig around the house lick yarn hanging out of own butt.