Leave hair on owner's clothes. Annoy kitten brother with poking claws in the eye of the beholder ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box, the dog smells bad whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human my left donut is missing, as is my right snob you for another person. Gate keepers of hell do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy yet and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Chase ball of string climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes but pushed the mug off the table for flop over, or hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser walk on keyboard . Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not for touch water with paw then recoil in horror yet man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted .

"The memories of those moments together, continue to live, but in my head."